🐰 JOKE BUNNY - “Don’t feel like working. But man, I’m hungry.” One morning, deep in the forest, a rabbit stood still. His eyes were half-open, a cigarette dangling from his mouth 🚬, simply listening to the sound of the wind 🌬️. Other animals rushed by, busy with work, flying around in a panic — but not him. He just stood there. Not moving. Zoned out.
"I really don’t feel like working..." the rabbit muttered in his mind. "Why is everyone in such a rush all the time?" He took a drag, eyes still half-open, lost in thought. And then, suddenly — he noticed. He was hungry. "Guess I should eat something..."
But even that felt like too much effort. Grass? Ugh. Too much work. "I’m done with veggies!" 🥦❌ What he really wanted... was meat. 🥩✨ "But where’s the meat at?" He looked up at the sky, half-hoping meat might just fall from above. Of course, it didn’t. "Meh, whatever." He started wandering off, maybe to nibble on some grass anyway.
Eating, working — it’s all a pain in the tail. "It’s kind of amazing how I’m surviving without doing anything," he thought. Still puffing his cigarette, still doing absolutely nothing. Not moving seems like... the easiest way to live.
So the rabbit stood there. And stood. Another animal passed by. He lazily watched them go, with a look that vaguely said: "Take care, I guess." 😑👋
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) • Single jersey • Medium fit • Set-in sleeves • 1 × 1 rib at collar • Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems • Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck) • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
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